Taming of The Shrew

Listen here Mr. Petruchio, you're an idiot - a dog faced, no good, wimpy jerk!

Keep it up Katherine.  Say what you will - I'll marry you no matter what comes out
of your big Lab mouth.

Hamlet and Ophelia

Oh, the things that can go wrong in a romance, so sad.  They had their moments, but such a tragedy!
What was Shakespeare thinking?  They made such a cute couple.